Did everything it was supposed to do. As a three star film should. Nothing more.

The first one was better.

I'm not angry, just disappointed.

A failure on every level but not without it's charm.

I think if pressed, Baz Luhrmann would admit he's dropped the ball on this one. 3D way too distracting and certainly not helped by the sometimes bordering on endoscopic direction.

I'm fine with the camera whizzing around playfully but here it distances the audience from the narrative.

It's no Moulin Rouge.

I'd like Willem's face when I'm older. And a pet Tasmanian Tiger that isn't crap CGI. Cheers.

If had had to choose a film to live in, it would be this. Forever. On repeat.