Letterboxd — Your life in film

Gripping prison drama about a cock looking for release.

Superior, if unnecessary, origin story compared to 2002's Spider(hyphen)Man. Andrew Garfield's science nerd is more credible and likeable than Tobey Maguire's introverted weirdo. The emotional beats are spot-on, outweighing the…

"How was your date?"

"My date involved two instances of extreme violence, one instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing which lasted all too…

Pure fucking brilliance. Everything fucking works. Fucking humour, fucking emotions, fucking Ralph fucking Fiennes is the fucking best fucking ever.

"You're an inanimate fuckin' object!"

I cannot get over that…

I cracked.
I did it.

Last night I finally picked up the complete trilogy of Star Wars blu-rays. I mean, I always told myself that I was going to but…