Oliver Lyttelton ★★★★★
I hope I see something better than this in a cinema this year, but I wouldn't count on it. Rich, novelistic, funny, gorgeous, bleak.
Performances excellent across the board, but…
Doug Tilley ★★★★
It's the same old story. A group of orphan Taekwondo experts form a synth-pop band and fight ninja drug dealers while fending off attacks from rival bands and celebrating peace…
J Hobbs ★★★★★
Why did they even bother making movies after this? Absolutely perfect.
Mike McGranaghan ★★½
Some clever/witty ideas, but ultimately loses its focus and becomes something of a twisted mess.
Enid Hedgehog ★★★★