Doug Tilley ★★★★
It's the same old story. A group of orphan Taekwondo experts form a synth-pop band and fight ninja drug dealers while fending off attacks from rival bands and celebrating peace…
J Hobbs ★★★★★
Why did they even bother making movies after this? Absolutely perfect.
Mike McGranaghan ★★½
Some clever/witty ideas, but ultimately loses its focus and becomes something of a twisted mess.
Nigel Floyd ★½ 1
Independence Day meets Transformers, but is soon all at sea. Very LOUD.