i am suing whoever is responsible for this dog turd of a poster
Robbie Collin ★
Daniel Benneworth-Gray ★★★½
Surprisingly entertaining and a little bit wonderfully weird. Cavill particularly good – such a shame his talents are currently being wasted in all that spandex. Philip Kennedy gets it spot…
Autumn Faust ★½ 2
I still haven't seen Seven Samurai.
Neil Alcock ★★★
This isn't a film, it's a Fuck You, with NWR finally (and quite deliberately) becoming the thing his critics have been accusing him of for years: a vain, surface-obsessed director…