All the smug self-promotion of Knight And Day by Cruise and Diaz indicated they might have a stinker on their hands, and so it proves to be. There’s no doubting their cameraderie and I’m sure they had fun making the film, but unfortunately for me it comes across as charmless and their globe-trotting adventures are much less funny and exciting than they obviously think they are. Maddeningly dumb, there are plotholes so big you could drive a truck through ‘em, and it just doesn’t work on any level.