Festive Film Fun 2013 No.2
Wow! I actually expected this to be terrible but it was great fun.
I don't know if this was a remake or a homage but…
I'm torn. I can't decide if this is the worst remake I've ever seen, or just the worst film I've ever seen. It's embarrassingly terrible, and even Chloe Moretz and…
CJ ½ 5
I had hopes for this. I love Chloe Moretz and I think that the story is perfect to be remade for a modern audience. I like a lot of remakes.…
When a character in a shitty low budget horror movie says "I was just thinking about my kickboxing class, I might go to a lesson on Saturday" it's reasonable to…
Jim Drew ★★★★
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.