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  • Blade II

    Blade II 2002

    ★★★ Rewatched 23 May, 2015

    "'You obviously do not know whom you are fuckin' with!'"
    (It's even grammatically correct!)

    It's quite startling how much better Blade II is than Blade. With only 4 years separating the the two, the effects, the action sequences, and even the story are all so much better in the sequel; there was only one instance in which the special effects were noticeably poor (compared to multiple in the fist film) and gone was all the needless 'ragdolling' that plagued the…

  • Blade

    Blade 1998

    ★★ Rewatched 23 May, 2015

    "'Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill'"

    Having not seen this in awhile--long enough for me to forget most of what happens--I figured it was time to give this another go. Boy does Blade feel dated. Its late 90's effects are atrocious (most notably during the film's climax) and it doesn't hold back when it comes to cheesy one-liners. Basically, it's a typical 90's action flick. Given that, I guess I can excuse the leaps of faith taken and…

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  • Seven Psychopaths

    Seven Psychopaths 2012

    ★★★★½ Watched 14 Oct, 2012 4

    I was so taken aback by Martin McDonagh's first feature film, In Bruges. I did not think it would be that great or that funny, but somehow Martin blended perfect amounts of comedy, action, and drama together to make one kickass film. Thus, when I heard his sophomore effort was coming out I knew that I had to see it. Plus, not only does Colin Farrell return but Sam-Fucking-Rockwell is in it, and he is one hell of an actor.…

  • Gravity

    Gravity 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 18 Oct, 2013 13

    Whoa. That was the best thriller I've seen in a long time. I can't even remember a film that "had me thrilled" more than this one; I was literally clenched for 90%+ of this film.

    Unfortunately, when I arrived to the theater someone was in the seat that I had bought for myself so I just snagged another. But then, of course, the rightful owner of that seat came. By this point, George Clooney was regaling the audience with his…