It's really very pretty. And I'm not just referring to the sudden appearance of dishevelled, gnarly, post-apocalyptic dreamboat Jaime Lannister, but visually it's gorgeous. The story is very interesting but completely underdeveloped. Probably would have done better as a TV show if they could get the budget. Or, as my Danish colleague suggested, by having Nikolaj play Tom's part instead.
CLIFF'S NOTES REVIEW:
"Ooh look, a Danish pastry in the middle of this banquet of 2001/Matrix nods with a garnish of oil painting visuals. I'll take that"