So, I wasn't a huge fan of The Raid. I liked it, I suppose, but I found it kind of hollow and monotonous regardless of the impressive action. I tend to favour minimalism and simplicity and all that, but I think the novelty of The Raid just wore off quickly. It just seemed like a torrent of cool action for the sake of it, and while that's fine in five minute YouTube clips, it gets boring in narrative form when…
Fuck this pageant of vapid misanthropy. Fuck this worthy melodramatic circlejerk. Fuck this formally vacant shitshow. Fuck this tonally incoherent, bumbling mess of a film.
Look, if your outlook on life is so morbid, if the esteem in which you hold your characters is so low, it's got to be for a damn good reason. Otherwise, I just can't and won't engage with your film at all. Inside Llewyn Davis is equally bleak, but understandably so: the film is an…