DirkH ★ 39
This film reminds me of that fat, dead guy in Se7en.
You know the one who gets force fed so much food that his stomach bursts?
Yeah, this film is…
FilmApe ★ 9
After watching this film I feel safe to assume that when director Timur Bekmambetov saw Passion of the Christ he referred to it as being too light hearted and jokey.…
Robbie Collin ★★ 1
Nick Lyons ★½ 60
The unparalleled critical acclaim this film has been receiving is but a great big joke. This is glorified mediocrity, only serving as a mere source of entertainment to a very…
Phil Newton ★½ 1
John Carter (Taylor Kitsch) is an American Civil War veteran who finds an artefact that transports him to Mars. There he meets a race of giant creatures and gets drawn…