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  • Krampus

    Krampus

    ★★½

    Heavy 2.5, light 3. Decent effort, but ultimately falls apart right about the time it should have been/seemed like it might be getting good, and pretty much just gets worse and worse from there. Kind of glad I watched it January 1st for the sake of semi-irony or some shit.. bummer but not a complete waste.

  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    ★★

    Lol.
    This is the age old "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.." ...I just had to give in and finally see what happened with this..and now I have, and there's that..How many times do you think Jared Leto watched the Ace Ventura movies in preparation for this? Or just old Fire Marshall Bill sketches on YouTube? Glad this is the only DC Universe movie I've seen..good beginning and end.

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  • My Neighbor Totoro

    My Neighbor Totoro

    ★★★★★

    It might be ok if every movie suddenly and magically became this movie. Instant favorite animated film ever.

  • Tales of Halloween

    Tales of Halloween

    ½

    I'm probably just going to review this as I watch from this point...I just watched Lucky McKee's segment, and if it gets worse, I may leave it unfinished. Also, I don't give a shit at this point about the titles of each segment, so imma just number them.

    1. Pretty solid intro, showed potential. Other than the candy left on the floor when the parents arrived. There was candy. They didn't eat it all. Get your shit straight.
    2. Almost…