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  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014

    ★★★ Watched 09 Mar, 2016

    This was totally not that bad. Color me green with surprise..? 3.25. "Definitely looking forward to the next one" is not something I thought I would ever say or mean, but I think I just did and do.

  • Tokyo Tribe

    Tokyo Tribe 2014

    ★★★★ Watched 29 Feb, 2016

    I don't know that I really followed any of this, but I'm pretty sure I fucking loved it. Who would have guessed that a Japanese Hip-hopera could be so rad. Just batshit enough without going excess batshit.

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  • My Neighbor Totoro

    My Neighbor Totoro 1988

    ★★★★★ Watched 31 Aug, 2012

    It might be ok if every movie suddenly and magically became this movie. Instant favorite animated film ever.

  • Tales of Halloween

    Tales of Halloween 2015

    ½ Watched 31 Oct, 2015 1

    I'm probably just going to review this as I watch from this point...I just watched Lucky McKee's segment, and if it gets worse, I may leave it unfinished. Also, I don't give a shit at this point about the titles of each segment, so imma just number them.

    1. Pretty solid intro, showed potential. Other than the candy left on the floor when the parents arrived. There was candy. They didn't eat it all. Get your shit straight.
    2. Almost…