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  • Mechanic: Resurrection

    Mechanic: Resurrection 2016

    Watched 27 Aug, 2016

    Saw this at the drive-in and hardly payed any attention despite "watching" or I guess "looking at" probably most of it..not sure paying any more attention would have made any difference whatsoever, but I won't rate it regardless.

  • Hardcore Henry

    Hardcore Henry 2015

    ★½ Watched 16 Aug, 2016

    I respect this film (in that I'm sure it took a lot of effort and choreography to make?), and enjoyed small aspects of this film, but overall I did not particularly care for this film, and wish I had chosen something more productive and worthwhile to do with my limited time on this planet other than watching this film.
    *oops, almost forgot..automatic half star deduction for wasting a fucking Queen song you fucking twats. Just kidding, full star deduction dick face.

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  • My Neighbor Totoro

    My Neighbor Totoro 1988

    ★★★★★ Watched 31 Aug, 2012

    It might be ok if every movie suddenly and magically became this movie. Instant favorite animated film ever.

  • Tales of Halloween

    Tales of Halloween 2015

    ½ Watched 31 Oct, 2015 1

    I'm probably just going to review this as I watch from this point...I just watched Lucky McKee's segment, and if it gets worse, I may leave it unfinished. Also, I don't give a shit at this point about the titles of each segment, so imma just number them.

    1. Pretty solid intro, showed potential. Other than the candy left on the floor when the parents arrived. There was candy. They didn't eat it all. Get your shit straight.
    2. Almost…