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  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods 2012

    ★★★ Rewatched 15 Oct, 2016

    I don't remember my thoughts last time I watched this, but on this 5th time I've finally killed this movie. I still respect it mostly, and will always cherish the first time I saw it in the theater knowing essentially nothing about it. But 5 times is way way too many to keep liking it...

  • Bone Tomahawk

    Bone Tomahawk 2015

    ★★★★ Watched 11 Oct, 2016

    Absolutely wonderful, but hindered by being a bit way-too-fucking-long. As in, I loved it, but am simultaneously sad knowing I'll probably never just throw it on for a fun watch like it made me wish I could..

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  • My Neighbor Totoro

    My Neighbor Totoro 1988

    ★★★★★ Watched 31 Aug, 2012

    It might be ok if every movie suddenly and magically became this movie. Instant favorite animated film ever.

  • Tales of Halloween

    Tales of Halloween 2015

    ½ Watched 31 Oct, 2015 1

    I'm probably just going to review this as I watch from this point...I just watched Lucky McKee's segment, and if it gets worse, I may leave it unfinished. Also, I don't give a shit at this point about the titles of each segment, so imma just number them.

    1. Pretty solid intro, showed potential. Other than the candy left on the floor when the parents arrived. There was candy. They didn't eat it all. Get your shit straight.
    2. Almost…