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  • Cloud Atlas

    Cloud Atlas 2012

    ★★ Watched 01 Jan, 2013

    This film is basically the litmus test for seeing if someone doesn't know about cinema. If you think this is a good film, you know nothing about cinema. It's heavy-handed, cinematic flailing. Tired garbage.

  • Superman Returns

    Superman Returns 2006

    ★★ Added

    To be fair, Superman can only be a boring character. But I still just wanted it to end.

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  • Punch-Drunk Love

    Punch-Drunk Love 2002

    ★★★★½ Added

    The movie that will be eternally known as "that one good movie that starred Adam Sandler." In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if Sandler's gravestone gets "...well, he was pretty good in Punch Drunk Love." chiseled onto it.

    I like this film because, besides the perfect PTA pacing and cinematography, it presents the real-life version of the yelling Adam Sandler character. You know, the same character we see in every other Sandler film.

    It has an oneiric atmosphere. Everything offbeat…

  • Megan is Missing

    Megan is Missing 2011

    ½ Added

    Think of the most awful film you've seen.

    Think of the most mind-bendingly terrible piece of garbage conceivable. Baby Geniuses 2. Troll 2.

    That is a walk in the park compared to this.

    This is acted even worse. It's edited less competently and shot like a moron. Anyone who thinks this movie is anything but an exercise in complete... bad... is a dumbass that fell for the "OH MY GOD, SRS SUBJECT MATTERS GUYS IM SO AWARE!" bullshit they tried…