A clever, well-written gripping drama, with a bunch of genuinely surprising twists.

Watch this just to hear Tom Cruise say:

"Fuck you, Sally."

I finally watched the Karate Kid remake. I was very pleased to find out that it was the story all about how Jaden Smith's life got flipped turned upside down. You see, he was chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, shooting some b-ball outside of his school, when a couple of guys (who were up to no good) started making trouble in his neighbourhood. He got in one little fight, then his mum got scared, and said "You're gonna learn karate from the maintenance guy downstairs."

You either die The Dark Knight,
Or live long enough to see yourself become Batman & Robin.