Todd Gaines ★★★★ 21
Van Helsing's daughter disappears and he goes all Wolverine to find her. Deer hunting. Jingle bells, Batman smells. A creepy camper. Little Miss Sunshine's eerie brother. Djay and the Help…
Robbie Collin ★★
A mess, in some good but mostly bad ways. Lots of fun Burtonesque curlicues, and obvz bondage Catwoman is a joy, but the plot has no shape and no point.…
Evan ★★★★★ 25
Oh. My. God.
I have a headache, but it's the best headache I've ever had.
Daryl ★★★★★ 2
Genuinely fucking funny.
The only thing holding this back is its rather standard zombie battle ending. But the first hour is stunning. Brilliant jokes and brilliant touches make this one…
shanderson88 ★★★★★ 51
I have been staring at this blank canvas for a good half hour now, and I still can't find the words. How the hell do I start a review about…