Ignoring the stupid love plot, the concept that was cool but trite when Harlan Ellison trotted it out in "Repent, Harlequin, Said the Ticktockman," and everything else, the man-candy rocked. Mmmmm. Cillian Murphy in black leather. It makes me understand why guys like movies like "Tomb Raider."

Fuck it. I will not be shamed for this. Predictable, plot holes, liked it anyhow.

One of the three worst films I've ever suffered through. It's astounding how bad this is. I know most of the crew didn't speak English, but what excuse did the cast have for following through on this shit of a script?

Review this? And ruin it for anyone else? There's a reason this is a cult classic, and that's all you get.