Fuck Jaws. Fuck Star Wars. Fuck The Exorcist. If I have a time machine and can see one movie on opening day with a packed crowd, it's Safe Haven.
Because honestly, fuck this movie. It's bland, boring, pretty, and stupid, and then pulls a massive corn-cob sized wad of a shit twist out from left field that was so stunning in its blatant "this doesn't belong"ness that I guffawed.
Bravo. Bravo.