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  • The Tall Man

    The Tall Man 2012

    Watched 22 Jan, 2015

    Right, so I'm a huge wimp who reads the entire plots of horror movies before watching them so I don't get too scared. That being said, I read the plot of this film months before I actually sat down to watch it. As a result, the "twist" I thought was the ending actually happened less than halfway through the film, leaving me wondering how it would end. I guess there's kind of a semi-"twist" at the conclusion, but it didn't…

  • Alien Abduction

    Alien Abduction 2014

    Watched 20 Jan, 2015

    I don't mind the found footage genre/style or shakycam. What I do mind is when actors don't know how to act like real people. I also mind when the camera is too damn fancy to actually be a home video camera (this one shoots in low light AND can survive a fall from space!). They also break format quite a bit. And the tunnel scene was absolutely interminable. Mostly it was the acting, though. This was just a crap film.

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  • The Room

    The Room 2003

    ½ Watched 01 Jun, 2012

    LEAVE YOUR STUPID COMMENTS IN YOUR POCKET!

  • The Thief of Bagdad

    The Thief of Bagdad 1924

    Watched 29 Dec, 2014

    Romance! Adventure! Harem pants!

    In 1924, sixty-eight years before Disney’s animated Aladdin would come to movie screens and bring The Arabian Nights into the modern lexicon, there came a little picture known as The Thief of Bagdad. Only it wasn’t little at all. The swashbuckling fantasy cost a whopping $1,135,654 to make – which amounts to $15.6M in today’s dollars. In fact, it’s claimed to be the very first film to cost over a million. Featuring towering sets which purportedly…