★★ Watched 16 Jan, 2015
Bradley Cooper: "MY WIF DUZNT LIEK IT WHEN I PLAY CALL OF DOOTY"
Bradley Cooper's hat: "I LIEK WEARING SUNGLASSES"
★★★½ Watched 08 Jan, 2015
it's like someone took a 15-year-old boy's list of favourite movies and turned it into a screenplay
★★½ Watched 28 Dec, 2014
simultaneously puts Turing's homosexuality at the core of his character while pretending to know nothing about it
★★½ Watched 20 Dec, 2014 1
more like the battle of the forty winks amirite
★★★½ Watched 20 Nov, 2014
SO HILAR IT FEELS CLANDESTINE + will never hear Katy Perry's Firework the same way again
★★½ Watched 06 Nov, 2014 8
2001: A Space Odyssey with an audio commentary track you can't turn off
★★★ Watched 30 Jul, 2014
The Spring Breakers of the 90s. Seriously lacking some Skrill tho.
★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Jul, 2014
OK FINE//I GIVE UP//THIS IS PERFECT//FORGIVE ME FOR MY 4.5/5
★★★½ Watched 03 Jul, 2014 1
I liked this fiction movie.
★★½ Watched 13 Jun, 2014 3
Every other line delivered by Shailene Woodley was written with ~totes emosh~ teenage girls in mind.
Every other line delivered by Ansel Elgort was designed to make them swoon and utter "OMG!!! SO CUTE!!!" until they resume bawling their eyes out.
★★★½ Watched 04 Jun, 2014
The kid actors alone make this movie fun, effervescent, out of control, and all over the place — kind of like childhood itself.
Just not my childhood.
★★★½ Watched 04 Jun, 2014 3
Don't rely on the English subtitles.
Instead, relocate to rural Quebec and live there long enough to eventually think nothing of the craziest things said.
Then watch the film.