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  • American Sniper

    American Sniper 2014

    ★★ Watched 16 Jan, 2015

    Bradley Cooper: "MY WIF DUZNT LIEK IT WHEN I PLAY CALL OF DOOTY"

    Bradley Cooper's hat: "I LIEK WEARING SUNGLASSES"

  • Kingsman: The Secret Service

    Kingsman: The Secret Service 2015

    ★★★½ Watched 08 Jan, 2015 2

    it's like someone took a 15-year-old boy's list of favourite movies and turned it into a screenplay

  • The Imitation Game

    The Imitation Game 2014

    ★★½ Watched 28 Dec, 2014

    simultaneously puts Turing's homosexuality at the core of his character while pretending to know nothing about it

  • The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies 2014

    ★★½ Watched 20 Dec, 2014 1

    more like the battle of the forty winks amirite

  • The Interview

    The Interview 2014

    ★★★½ Watched 20 Nov, 2014

    SO HILAR IT FEELS CLANDESTINE
    + will never hear Katy Perry's Firework the same way again

  • Interstellar

    Interstellar 2014

    ★★½ Watched 06 Nov, 2014 8

    2001: A Space Odyssey with an audio commentary track you can't turn off

  • Natural Born Killers

    Natural Born Killers 1994

    ★★★ Watched 30 Jul, 2014

    The Spring Breakers of the 90s.
    Seriously lacking some Skrill tho.

  • Boyhood

    Boyhood 2014

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Jul, 2014

    OK FINE//I GIVE UP//THIS IS PERFECT//FORGIVE ME FOR MY 4.5/5

  • They Came Together

    They Came Together 2014

    ★★★½ Watched 03 Jul, 2014 1

    I liked this fiction movie.

  • The Fault in Our Stars

    The Fault in Our Stars 2014

    ★★½ Watched 13 Jun, 2014 3

    Every other line delivered by Shailene Woodley was written with ~totes emosh~ teenage girls in mind.

    Every other line delivered by Ansel Elgort was designed to make them swoon and utter "OMG!!! SO CUTE!!!" until they resume bawling their eyes out.

  • We Are the Best!

    We Are the Best! 2013

    ★★★½ Watched 04 Jun, 2014

    The kid actors alone make this movie fun, effervescent, out of control, and all over the place — kind of like childhood itself.

    Just not my childhood.

  • Tom at the Farm

    Tom at the Farm 2013

    ★★★½ Watched 04 Jun, 2014 3

    Don't rely on the English subtitles.

    Instead, relocate to rural Quebec and live there long enough to eventually think nothing of the craziest things said.

    Then watch the film.