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  • Boo! A Madea Halloween

    Boo! A Madea Halloween 2016

    ★★★★ Watched 23 Oct, 2016

    Badmouth Tyler Perry all you want (and trust me, I had to be dragged into a Madea movie initially as well), but the man's funny. Sorry.

    Madea's the kind of person who carries a hammer in her purse at all times because you never know when you're gonna have to fuck a motherfucker up and it just might be a police officer. That's the kind of character I can hang with.

  • Central Intelligence

    Central Intelligence 2016

    ★★½ Watched 12 Oct, 2016

    There's a moment in the film where The Rock is returning Kevin Hart's letterman jacket, Hart asking where The Rock found it and the reply is "I sleep in it every night."

    There's where the real movie is. This should have been a straight thriller where The Rock is an obsessed sociopath in love with Kevin Hart. Could have been really dark, really funny and a little bit upsetting - think Observe and Report.

    But that's not this movie, unfortunately. See it for The Rock.

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  • Nothing but Trouble

    Nothing but Trouble 1991

    ★★★★ Rewatched 21 Jan, 2013

    Utterly mesmerizing in its hideousness.

  • Only God Forgives

    Only God Forgives 2013

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Jul, 2014

    I am in love with the way Nicolas Winding Refn nauseates me.