I take back any shit I ever said about the whole JEFF GOLDBLUM'S LAPTOP CAN DESTROY AN ENTIRE FLEET OF SPACESHIPS in Independence Day, because Elysium just took the fucking cake with its OVERWRITE ILLEGAL TO LEGAL scene.
It was worth watching the entire movie for that five seconds of sheer fucking buffoonery.
I've loved everything James Wan has done up to this point (I saw Death Sentence theatrically for fuckssakes), this movie is basically incomprehensible.
The movie finally gets to where you want to go when Danielle Bisutti shows up, ripped from a completely different film, that film being Sleepaway Camp.
Director Ted Nicolaou described this film on the commentary: "I wanted this movie to be one of those movies that if you were a kid and saw it on T.V. it would haunt you, like 'what the hell was that?'"
That is the exact set of conditions I saw this film. It's Terrorvision and The Dark Backward and Gilbert Gottfried mugging on USA's Up! All Nite that shaped me into the person I am today.
So that's who to fucking blame.