The problem I have with this reboot is that while all the actors are lovely and make the characters alive even within some horrendous accent caricature is that there's no star wattage and this is what a tentpole like this needs to overcome just being SPACE. Otherwise it's just BOOM ZAP UGH and I'm bored. And so it was.

"But Mixed Kebab's strongest suit is the sure-footed way it captures the uncertain territory between different generations and different points-of-view."

http://sosogay.co.uk/2013/film-review-mixed-kebab/

This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

To know death, Otto, you have to fuck life in the gall bladder!