three stars because it was so bad that it became a comedy, and a funny one at that. genuine highlights were a few of the songs and naomi scott's acting. also like two bridgit mendler scenes. that's it.
i probably enjoyed this film more than i should've but hey, it's 3am and andy samberg always makes me laugh so i'll forgive myself. one thing i can say for sure, though, is that this definitely should've done a lot better in theaters. a real bummer it didn't.