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A cross between Death Wish and Cop and a Half
I want a spoof movie, too!
-Charlie's brother Emilio
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
When they finally opened that god-dang gate and he goes in, all I can think of is...
Fucking hell, he's Charlie Bucket and Ed Harris is trying to give him his chocolate factory.
Life pivot: become a super chill beekeeper.