This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
What a ridiculously awesome action movie. It's like they crossed Die Hard with The Naked Gun:
Hero's loved one gets held hostage by a creepy bad guy.
Hero fights a penguin mascot in a kitchen.
Bad guy tries to steal a bunch of money.
Bad guy tries to kill the Vice-President (The Queen).
Bad guy rigs the building with C4.
Hero disguises himself as a goalie in a sports game.
Bad guy takes hostage to roof.
Hero gets a machine gun. Ho-Ho-Ho.
Hero kills the bad guy at the top of a stadium.