Giovanni Ribisi is annoying as shit in this movie. Not even my favorite person in the world, Nic Cage, can save it from being a boring watch. Points for Vinnie Jones, though.
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Trapped in Paradise 1994
Okay, look, at times this movie is mildly problematic and pretty nonsensical. It kind of rips off the ending of another classic holiday movie (or two). And I’m a big Wayne and Garth fan, but Dana Carrey is so annoying from start to finish here. But there are some amazing line deliveries from my favorite person on Earth, Nicolas Cage. It’s a surprisingly Christmas heavy heist movie with a Twin Peaks actress. And my serious relationship of five years just…
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Vampire's Kiss 1988
Just like me, you might feel as if you are descending into madness while watching this movie. However, the longer you watch, the more comfortable you become. It almost starts to make sense. Or maybe you just get used to it.
This is from the early era before Nic Cage figured out how to be a functional human being. What the f**k is that accent? IS it an accent? Was he aware that he was doing an accent? Etc. It…
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The Warriors 1979
This chilling documentary about gang warfare in 1979 New York is gritty and all too real.
Sometimes the movie you've been looking for all this time has been right there in front of you. Man, I wish I had seen this one sooner. It's so good! The short but sweet one-liners, the trashy subway trains that have never seen a good day, and my favorite part of the whole thing: the fact that apparently if you are a group of…