It's a great action film but there is an issue with ALIENS that has always got on my nerves. In the hands of James Cameron, the ALIEN creature became a plastic action figure, so far removed from the "perfect organism" of the original that it is barely the same creature. Remember in the original, it's "structural perfection is matched only by its hostility" and the crew were warned that they cannot kill it. There was a chilling mystery, a lethal…

Difficult to offer a fair review of this film considering how it was ruined by a cinema full of idiots but I shall try. Do you remember when horror movies were fun? A time when young sexed-up teens would shack up deep in the woods, in an old dusty wooden cabin, only to meet grisly deaths at the hands of zombies, redneck serial killers, or supernatural forces? Cabin in the Woods tells this story, only it plays with the genre…