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  • Doctor Mordrid

    Doctor Mordrid 1992

    ★★ Watched 18 May, 2016

    This isn't good, but it's endearingly bad. There's reach, there's scope, there's drama, there's Jeffrey Combs... It really tried. I can respect unmet ambition. Especially when there's a fossil-fight between a dinosaur and mastodon.

  • Lavalantula

    Lavalantula 2015

    ★★ Watched 18 May, 2016

    Okay, this is a film that knows it's bad. It relishes your contempt. It sneers at itself in order to buddy up to you. But you won't be fooled. You've seen the worst that SyFy has to offer, and you know what to expect. You know that it's actually just bad and not at all clever.

    Only this time it has giant lava-spitting spiders. You sad fool. You watched it.

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  • The Haunting of Whaley House

    The Haunting of Whaley House 2012

    ★½ Watched 17 Feb, 2014

    Netflix really should warn you that you've selected a film from the Asylum.

  • Munchie

    Munchie 1992

    ★★½ Watched 02 Sep, 2013

    This might be Jennifer Love Hewitt's best movie.