Okay, this is a film that knows it's bad. It relishes your contempt. It sneers at itself in order to buddy up to you. But you won't be fooled. You've seen the worst that SyFy has to offer, and you know what to expect. You know that it's actually just bad and not at all clever.
Only this time it has giant lava-spitting spiders. You sad fool. You watched it.