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  • La La Land

    La La Land

    Lucy

    ★★★★★

    me: i hate musicals
    la la land: Hello
    me: rat a tat jazzy jazz Tap Tap skado Doodle Do ta-da! rootin tootin BEE BOOP shimmy shimmy SHOOP!

  • Patriots Day

    Patriots Day

    josh lewis

    a feature length adaptation of blue lives matter twitter and that one interview article where mark wahlberg said he'd have single-handedly prevented 9/11 had he been on one of the hijacked planes

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    Lucy

    ★★★★★

    this cured my depression and brought it back full force in the span of 2 hours

  • Silence

    Silence

    SilentDawn

    ★★★★★

    100

    "Those five in the pit are suffering too, just like Jesus, but they don't have your pride. They would never compare themselves to Jesus. Do you have the right to make them suffer? I heard the cries of suffering in this same cell. And I acted."

    I remember it vividly; like a memory still lingering fresh in the mind. It was my first time attending the sacrament of reconciliation, and I was just as nervous as the many other…

  • Creepy

    Creepy

    Michael Sicinski

    ★★★

    [6]

    I miss the old Kiyoshi. The can't-be-sold Kiyoshi. Back in the fold Kiyoshi. That was the bold Kiyoshi. Remember Cure Kiyoshi? That wasn't your Kiyoshi? 'Cause that was my Kiyoshi. Damn, that was fly, Kiyoshi! You came with Kairo, Kiyoshi. That shit was fire, Kiyoshi! Even Bright Future Kiyoshi, that ill repute Kiyoshi. I dug it all, Kiyoshi. So why'd you stall, Kiyoshi? And then that Journey to the Shore? You got some gall, Kiyoshi!

    I miss the real…

  • Hidden Figures

    Hidden Figures

    Katie Boozer

    ★★★★★

    me before hidden figures : the moon landing is fake 
    me after hidden figures : THE MOON LANDING IS REAL AND HAPPENED BECAUSE OF KATHERINE JOHNSON, DORTHY VAUGHAN, AND MARY JACKSON.

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    sree

    ★★★★★

    me: i should get some sleep i have a lot to do in the morning
    my brain: hey remember when eduardo's shares were diluted down to 0.03%?

  • Moonlight

    Moonlight

    Katie Boozer

    ★★★★★

    "You’re the only man who’s ever touched me... you're the only one."

    I don't understand how anyone can make it through the ending of this film without literally having their heart ripped into a thousand tiny pieces. Just as good the second time, if not better.

  • The Lure

    The Lure

    Lucy

    ★★★★

    the two mermaids: hissing and singing and chewing on human body parts
    me with my camera out: you're doing amazing sweeties

  • Silence

    Silence

    Evan

    ★★★★½

    This one is going to have to marinate in my brain for a few days before I even attempt to write down some cohesive thoughts. But I'll leave you with this: Holy Fucking Shit! Marty hasn't lost it one bit.

    Also, that final shot...WOW! One of the best final shots I've seen in a film to date.

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    Alice Bishop

    ★★★★★

    A film so astute and sincere that it refuses to shield viewers from the painful truth behind escapist fantasy, La La Land finds fulfilment in honesty and bittersweet pastiche as Damien Chazelle clicks to a new beat in a wholly self-aware manner, rolling through decades of cinema in order to reach this blissful moment of contemporary splendour. The movie puts life into motion, reworking the same tunes into new contexts, weaving in an out of its time frame and pausing…

  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys

    Jared S. (formerly Gary Busey)

    ★★★★★

    "Dad, there are whores here and stuff.

    "Don't say 'and stuff'. Just say 'Dad, there are whores here.'"

    Confession time!

    I slept on this. I'm not sure if it just came around at the wrong time, I had a bad day or I'm just an idiot; but The Nice Guys hardly left an impression first time around.

    Cue round two. The cruise ship I'm currently sailing on had this showing in their movie theater (!), so I hauled myself out…

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    Jaime Rebanal

    ★★★★

    Damien Chazelle's ode to the classical era of Hollywood's musicals in La La Land takes his viewers on a nostalgic trip for a good two hours - and while it runs, the pleasantness can be felt all the way through as if there were anything much more to ask. Where it needs to succeed, La La Land certainly manages to achieve its goal for Damien Chazelle's aspiration to bring his own viewers back to such an era for Hollywood comes…

  • Passengers

    Passengers

    ASYA

    ★½

    ‪PASSENGERS WRITER 1: what do we name jennifer lawrence's character who is woken up from deep sleep by a man‬

    ‪WRITER 2: um.... aurora? lol‬

    ‪WRITER 1: greg your talent is unparalleled. here are my keys go fuck my wife‬

  • American Beauty

    American Beauty

    Lucy

    ★★★★★

    imagine going over to ricky's house for a dime bag and he's just sitting there watching a video he recorded of a dead cat in a dumpster or something and he senses your presence and says "i watch this every day at exactly 3:41pm. it reminds me that i'm not alone in the world" and then he starts crying and you're just like "ricky... the weed"

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    Katie Boozer

    ★★★★★

    HEY THIS IS STILL THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE OKAY BYE

  • Hidden Figures

    Hidden Figures

    Lucy

    ★★★½

    the three real women and the three actresses that portray them... iconic.... legends..... iconic legendary icons 

    also: who the fuck cast bazinga in this film

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    Sam Van Hallgren

    ★★★★★

    I've taken all of your criticisms into account and have determined that you're all wrong.