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  • La La Land

    La La Land



    me: i hate musicals
    la la land: Hello
    me: rat a tat jazzy jazz Tap Tap skado Doodle Do ta-da! rootin tootin BEE BOOP shimmy shimmy SHOOP!

  • Patriots Day

    Patriots Day

    josh lewis

    a feature length adaptation of blue lives matter twitter and that one interview article where mark wahlberg said he'd have single-handedly prevented 9/11 had he been on one of the hijacked planes

  • American Beauty

    American Beauty



    imagine going over to ricky's house for a dime bag and he's just sitting there watching a video he recorded of a dead cat in a dumpster or something and he senses your presence and says "i watch this every day at exactly 3:41pm. it reminds me that i'm not alone in the world" and then he starts crying and you're just like "ricky... the weed"

  • Trainspotting


    Steve G


    Choose Letterboxd. Choose films. Choose downloading the app. Choose paying money for a membership just so you don’t have to see some fucker adding 500 films to their watchlist. Choose following a few thousand people and then never reading a fucking word they say. Choose writing “Read the full review on my website!” knowing full well no cunt is ever going to follow that link. Choose asking Sally Jane Black to watch Rogue Nation and then seeing her do a…

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network



    me: i should get some sleep i have a lot to do in the morning
    my brain: hey remember when eduardo's shares were diluted down to 0.03%?

  • La La Land

    La La Land



    i literally have not and will not ever see a movie better than this, we really do not deserve movies this good 

    side note i hate seeing movies with old people either coughing a lung or chatting it up like either die or see another movie

  • Silence





    "Those five in the pit are suffering too, just like Jesus, but they don't have your pride. They would never compare themselves to Jesus. Do you have the right to make them suffer? I heard the cries of suffering in this same cell. And I acted."

    I remember it vividly; like a memory still lingering fresh in the mind. It was my first time attending the sacrament of reconciliation, and I was just as nervous as the many other…

  • La La Land

    La La Land



    this cured my depression and brought it back full force in the span of 2 hours

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    Katie Boozer


    I'm warning you right the fuck now, if you hate this movie because of all the awards and Oscar buzz it's getting I will block and report you. I'm pretty much unfollowing anyone who gives it under a 4 anyway, but if your only excuse is because it doesn't deserve awards I literally have no respect or care in the world for you.

    EDIT : I'm joking about the unfollow thing. Don't take it too seriously. Just understand where my…

  • Hidden Figures

    Hidden Figures

    Katie Boozer


    me before hidden figures : the moon landing is fake 

  • Creepy


    Michael Sicinski



    I miss the old Kiyoshi. The can't-be-sold Kiyoshi. Back in the fold Kiyoshi. That was the bold Kiyoshi. Remember Cure Kiyoshi? That wasn't your Kiyoshi? 'Cause that was my Kiyoshi. Damn, that was fly, Kiyoshi! You came with Kairo, Kiyoshi. That shit was fire, Kiyoshi! Even Bright Future Kiyoshi, that ill repute Kiyoshi. I dug it all, Kiyoshi. So why'd you stall, Kiyoshi? And then that Journey to the Shore? You got some gall, Kiyoshi!

    I miss the real…

  • Passengers




    ‪PASSENGERS WRITER 1: what do we name jennifer lawrence's character who is woken up from deep sleep by a man‬

    ‪WRITER 2: um.... aurora? lol‬

    ‪WRITER 1: greg your talent is unparalleled. here are my keys go fuck my wife‬

  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys



    Me, back in February, directly from my review of "Drive", my opinion on Ryan Gosling:

    "This is my first movie with him, and I can safely say, this has to be one of the most uninteresting actors I think I've ever seen in a motion picture."

    Me now, after seeing "La La Land", "The Big Short", and this:


    I was a fucking idiot nearly a year ago."

  • Arrival




    A deeply meditative, philosophical & introspective sci-fi that's more interested in contemplating the human nature than the fantasy elements of its genre, Arrival is one of the most intelligent sci-fi films released in recent years, and arguably the most thematically dense in ages. Cleverly crafted, firmly grounded & deftly layered with intricate themes, it may give the impression of a sci-fi blockbuster with an alien invasion concept but is actually a far better & much more involving cinema that has a lot to…

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    Sam Van Hallgren


    I've taken all of your criticisms into account and have determined that you're all wrong.

  • Nocturnal Animals

    Nocturnal Animals

    Eli Hayes

    This review may contain spoilers.

    A Man Sends His Ex a Novel -- About a Character, Resembling Himself, Having His Wife and Daughter Murdered -- as Groundless but Glorified Revenge for Her Rightfully Choosing to Get an Abortion in the Distant Past, which Helped Lead to the Disintegration of Their Relationship: the Movie.

    Could your metaphor simultaneously be more on the nose, and harebrained & halfwitted, Tom Ford? He describes this as a "cautionary tale," but... of what? Be cautious about…

  • La La Land

    La La Land



    “I’m always gonna love you.” “I’m always gonna love you, too.”

    Words have meaning. It was a favorite phrase of a professor at my law school (a professor under whom I thankfully did not matriculate, given his reputation), and it is a maxim to which I try my utmost to adhere (though I fail more often than not). If the purpose of language is to communicate meaning, one must choose one’s words carefully and with purpose, lest one be misunderstood…

  • Fight Club

    Fight Club

    Kenned Lehmann


    Sorry, I was instructed not to talk about it.