Who needs story and a compelling Marvel property when you have a rocking 70s porn star 'stache!
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Made during a time where respect to their property didn't matter.
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It's not the greatest action film ever produced but, dammit, I sure found it fun to watch.
"Stand Up Guys" isn't a terrible film. It has a great cast and the story is decent...but it just didn't feel like it was utilizing its full potential.
With it's incredibly generic title it makes me wonder if it was SUPPOSE to be boring.
The movie has its problems (like the fact clowns are in it) but it has its moments where it's pretty funny too.
I realize it's a sequel but it felt more like a reboot or remake for the majority of the time.
There's A LOT going on in this movie...but it sure was nice to look at.
I think Antonio Sabato Jr. was fighting the bad CG shark with equally bad acting...
Exactly as awful as you think it would be...it is a production from The Asylum after all.
It's funny and heartwarming. That's it in a nutshell...
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I'm not normally a Tom Cruise fan but this was a pretty damn good movie. The action is great and Werner "Freaking" Herzog is in it...but it was nearly ruined by a pair of crazy eyes.