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  • The Legend of Hercules 2014

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    If anything, I have to hand it to the production for making an interesting tale about a demi-god and turning into something incredibly lackluster and boring.

    Nothing about this film was interesting to me. The story moves slowly, the action is forgettable and way too tame for a tale about ancient Greece and getting the guy who plays the “dumb” jock vampire in Twilight to be your Hercules was a big mistake and an obvious instance where the producers were…

  • Disaster! - The Movie 2006

    ½ Added

    Terrible.

    Unfunny.

    Juvenile.

    There’s no other words to describe this gawd awful film. The jokes are immature to the point that even a 12 year old would think they are too beneath him to laugh at and then, to make matter worse, the joke that was lame the first time gets repeated over and over again as if to say, “Yes, you hit play on the DVD, now let’s make you suffer.”

    In reality, this film that is suppose to…

  • Philomena 2013

    ★★★★★ Added 4

    “Philomena” is one of those films that made me laugh and gush at how adorable Judi Dench is and then made me cry and weep like I just lost my favorite balloon while watching my family pet get run over by a funeral procession. The film really is just a terrifically put together drama that retells the heartbreaking story of Philomena Lee and contains amazingly excellent performances from Dench and Steve Coogan. Just an all around fantastic film.

    Hello there!…

  • Oculus 2013

    ★★ Added 2

    Really, what was I expecting from a film that was partially produced by WWE Studios and is about a scary mirror?

    “Oculus” was just a lazy movie that offered up no real mystery, scares or tension and felt like the entire running length was a padded out First Act that quickly jumps to its Third Act to deliver a predictable ending.

    The film isn’t scary in the least because of its slow pace—while a methodical approach doesn’t necessarily translate to…

  • The Raid 2 2014

    ★★★★★ Added

    The first one was awesome, so how does the sequel match up?

    Pretty good, actually! While the story tends to drift a little and, like the first one, it took some time for the film to get up and get going, “The Raid 2” is still a kick-ass action film that is ready to jump out of the screen and punch you in the throat…and you appreciate it too because the action is that brutal, exciting and satisfying!

    I’m looking…

  • The Nut Job 2014

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    The concept is simple and could work as an animated short but “The Nut Job” does everything it can to stretch the film into a feature length. The movie isn’t helped by it’s never ending barrage of bad and utterly failing jokes, voice actors that weren’t right for their parts and animation that looks cheap when compared to such animation giants as Pixar and DreamWorks. Yes, it’s a kid’s movie but I can’t even imagine that kids would actually find…

  • Captain America: The Winter Soldier 2014

    ★★★★★ Added

    It’s no secret that I’m a huge comic book geek and I flip over the movie adaptations. I’m really loving what Marvel is doing with their shared cinematic universe and have gushed over every single film that has come out since “Iron Man.” When “Thor: The Dark World” came out, I went nuts for it and said that it was better than its predecessor and now, after seeing “Captain America: The Winter Soldier,” I think Marvel has once again done…

  • Odd Thomas 2013

    ★★★ Added

    “Odd Thomas” is not a great film but I found it far from bad. The tone of the film is a little chaotic as it jumps from action to dark comedy to horror to drama to love story and will bounce in-between these at random times, and Addison Timlin wasn’t very convincing as Odd’s girlfriend Stormy but Anton Yelchin was very, very good as Odd Thomas and the story (even with its uneven tone) is fun. I never read the…

  • Frozen 2013

    ★★ Added

    It’s hugely popular, made buttloads of cash and kids and girls everywhere are loving it…but I didn’t really care for it. While the animation looks great and Olaf the snowman is definitely funny, I couldn’t stand the character of Anna, the voice acting wasn’t the most memorable and the story (and most of its songs) just didn’t interest me. However, I fully acknowledge that I’m not the intended audience for the film.

    Considering that the story wants to make you…

  • Knights of Badassdom 2013

    ★★★★★ Added

    Dark comedies are hard to get right. Dark comedies about LARPing should probably be impossible but, dammit, I found “Knights of Badassdom” to be hilarious!

    The story is fun and easily fulfills any LARPer, or role-playing in general, geek’s fantasy (who hasn’t wanted their D&D campaign to come true so you can kill supernatural monsters? Guys who beat me up in high school, that’s who.) and the characters are fun and played by talented actors that I really enjoy. Finally,…

  • Muppets Most Wanted 2014

    ★★★★★ Added

    I love the Muppets and loved when they returned in the “The Muppets.” The bar was set high with that one but “Muppets Most Wanted” proves to be just as funny with its silly, smart and fourth wall shattering humor, stellar cast that includes Ricky Gervais, Tina Fey and Ty Burrell, and music that resulted in Bret McKenzie outdoing himself after his last, Academy Award winning, go-around with the Muppets. Just a super fun movie and another great adventure with…

  • Gravity 2013

    ★★★★★ Added

    WHY?!? WHY DIDN’T I SEE THIS IN THE THEATERS?!?

    I really regret not selling the organ needed to get the funds needed to see this movie in an IMAX theater in 3D…however, I don’t feel wholly robbed of the “Gravity” experience watching it at home on my HDTV and in quality surround sound. Even on the small screen, this movie was amazing!

    “Gravity” tells a great, simple story of survival that goes to a new level because it is in…