Rian Miller’s review:
Incredible cast, confusing plot, boring movie. I say this without exaggeration: It took me 5 tries to make it through this film because every time I tried to watch it, I fell asleep. Not only did I have no idea what was going on, but nothing visually interesting ever happened. I was sold on the cast alone, but I'd be hard-pressed to name a more boring film with such wasted potential.