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  • Django Unchained 2012

    ★★★★★ Watched 30 Dec, 2012

    Oh, how I loved this movie.

    For the first time ever, I sat up and took notice of Jamie Foxx while watching Django. He is the title character and the hero, but he plays the part so low-key during the first two acts that you might just forget he's there. Which is perfect, because during the first two acts he's paired up with the amazing Christoph Waltz. It's because of Waltz's character that, by the end, Django has become the…

  • Gravity 2013

    ★★★★★ Watched 08 Oct, 2013

    I feel like there's not much to say about Gravity. There's not much of a plot, per se, there are only really 2 actors to critique (4 if you really want to push it), and the thing that everyone already knows about the film is that it's visuals are outstanding. What more is there? The movie's great, and though I've only seen it in IMAX 3D thus far, I'm inclined to say that that's the ONLY way to see it.…

  • Her 2013

    ★★★★★ Watched 19 Jan, 2014

    My reviews generally consist of a brief synopsis followed by a rambling list of things that I did or didn't like about the film.

    Her is about a man named Theodore Twombly (Joaquin Phoenix) who, in a very believable not-too-distant future, falls in love with his artificially intelligent day planner which is voiced by Scarlett Johannson.

    I loved everything about it.

  • The Wolf of Wall Street 2013

    ★★★★★ Watched 30 Dec, 2013

    I don't absolutely love every single Martin Scorcese film, but he's got such an impressive track record that I go into each of his new films expecting to be impressed, enthralled, and entertained. The Wolf Of Wall Street delivered on all of those expectations while also exceeding my expectations by being the funniest film I saw in 2013. The queludes scene alone (if you've seen the film, you know the one I'm talking about) pulled more guttural laughter from my…

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel 2014

    ★★★★★ Watched 27 May, 2014

    I'm convinced that there is a mathematical formula out there which can predict which Wes Anderson movies a die-hard Wes Anderson fan will like and which ones an average movie-goer will like, because there seems to be a divide somewhere between what those two groups will tolerate. It has always perplexed me that The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou is far and away my favorite Anderson film while self-proclaimed Anderson-ites generally consider that particular film one of their (if not…

  • The Avengers 2012

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 May, 2012

    Third time. Still awesome.

  • The Avengers 2012

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 06 May, 2012

    Just as nerdgasmic as the first time.

  • The Avengers 2012

    ★★★★★ Watched 04 May, 2012

    I'll admit that I was on the fence during the opening scene of The Avengers for my first viewing, but that all changed as soon as the heroes began to show up onscreen. Not only was this movie exciting as all hell, but it also hit me in the heart and is simultaneously one of the funniest movies I've seen this year. I'm going to see it again in a few days and I can't. Fucking. Wait.

    Also, the Hulk was awesome!

  • Drive 2011

    ★★★★★ Watched 19 Sep, 2011

    Probably one of the coolest movies I've ever seen. If you look up "cool" in the dictionary, you'll see the poster for this film.

  • The Dark Knight Rises 2012

    ★★★ Watched 19 Jul, 2012

    The short(ish) version:

    I wouldn't want this movie to be any longer than it already is, but it needed to be about an hour and a half longer in order to cram all of the story and plot in there that they tried to without making it so damned rushed and jumbled. Rather than extending the running time, I think that, with a few simple rewrites, both Catwoman and Blake (Joseph Gordon-Levitt's character) could have been removed from the script…

  • Guardians of the Galaxy 2014

    ★★★★★ Watched 31 Jul, 2014

    I could nitpick Guardians Of The Galaxy to death, but I won't. There are a number of things that bugged me about the film, but more important than those issues I do have with it is the fact that this movie is fun, has an excellent cast, looks amazing, and probably never should have worked.

    A key element in all of the Marvel Studios films (arguably with the exception of Ed Norton's The Incredible Hulk, which it seems that a…

  • Inception 2010

    ★★★★★ Watched 17 Jul, 2010

    MINDFUCK! Holy shit, that's gotta be the best sf thriller since The Matrix. God damn that ending! Fuck, I love this movie!!!