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  • War Dogs

    War Dogs 2016

    ★★½ Watched 18 Aug, 2016

    Glacial pacing, poor direction and a shallow script keep War Dogs on the Pain & Gain side of the Fucked-Up American Dream Narrative spectrum, far from Big Short/Wolf of Wall Street territory. Forgettable, save Jonah Hill's incredible laugh, which will forever be etched in my memory.

  • Weiner

    Weiner 2016

    ★★★★½ Watched 12 Aug, 2016

    A real life Coen Brothers movie. The story of a decent man who tries his best--a man with optimistic ideas and a Shakespearean tragic flaw: an inability to keep his dick to himself. A tragic dark comedy with the unfortunate sting of truth.

    I laughed. I cried. I empathized.

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  • La La Land

    La La Land 2016

    ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar, 2016 11

    Chazelle. Gosling. Stone. Just one teensy-tinsy narrative sour note. And one hell of an ending.

    Y'all have no idea how hard your world is about to get rocked.

  • The Lizzie McGuire Movie

    The Lizzie McGuire Movie 2003

    ★★★ Rewatched 12 Jul, 2012

    A classic. It's terrible in almost every way. But it's a classic.