I realize with cinema now I don’t know half of it half as well as I should like and I like less than half of it half as well as it deserves… I uh… I have things to do. I’ve put this off for far too long. I regret to announce this is the end. I’m going now. I bid you all a very fond farewell…. Goodbye.
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Alien 1979
Movies are so terribly made and designed in every aspect of the craft since 2010 that they make actual bad well made movies look like masterpieces such as Alien or Blade Runner. These movies suck but since the craft is so astonishing they’re now masterpieces when really they shouldn’t be.
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Return of the Jedi 1983
This film contains the best and worst material of the franchise.
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Second death star is an incredible idea. Still under construction and protected by a shield, we sense the danger and the vulnerability. The Emperor is coming and everyone loses their shit. Nothing wrong here.
Deleted scene of Luke constructing light saber should have been left in so we get some sense of finality to his training. Jabba's palace is average at best, so let's…