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  • Creep Van 2012

    Watched 27 Apr, 2013

    A horror comedy that is neither scary nor funny. The hippie character - so obviously channelling the Dude that he even looks like Jeff Bridges - is the only good thing about it.

  • Storage 24 2013

    ★★★½ Added

    A few touches and some characters you can actually tell apart raise this slightly above the average SyFy-type monster movie.

  • The Awakening 2011

    ★★★★ Watched 21 Apr, 2013

    Not bad at all. Went in expecting a atmospheric ghost story and got that. The only complaints I would have would qualify as spoilers, so yeah. Good.

    Well, I guess I can say this. Most ghost stories, at least the ones I'm familiar with, are mysteries. Someone gets freaked out and in the process unravels a mystery. My only complaint is that when the mystery is resolved, it's a little complicated. Not a lot, but just enough to bug me ever so slightly. Still worth watching.

  • Girl, Interrupted 1999

    ★★★★★ Added

    Remember when we all thought Angelina Jolie was a good actress?

  • Anaconda 1997

    ½ Added

    Also the worst thing ever. If this movie had a face, I would punch it until blood came out of it's nose and the cops came and made me stop.

    And i'd say "But officer, It's 'Anacoda.'"

    Then they'd free me and join me.

  • The Hills Have Eyes Part II 1985

    ½ Added

    The worst thing ever. Exhibit A: A dog gets a flashback. Case closed

  • Im Schloß der blutigen Begierde 1968

    Watched 23 Feb, 2013

    Oh letterboxd, making me look up the foreign titles of things.

  • What the Peeper Saw 1972

    ★★★★ Added

    Saw the uncut 95 minute version. If you see that, it will be obvious what was cut to get it to 89 minutes. I don't know about the edit, but the uncut version is unnerving as hell.

  • Stage Fright 1980

    Added

    Called "Nightmares" on Netflix

  • Hanna 2011

    ★★★★½ Watched 28 Dec, 2012

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Revenge of the Dead 1983

    Watched 25 Dec, 2012

    Rather digging this.

  • The Pact 2012

    ★★★ Added

    I wasn't expecting much from a movie with Casper Van Dien, but I was pleasantly surprised with this little movie. The lead, who I don't recognize from anything else, does an admirable job, especially since she has to carry large chunks of the movie by herself, in silence. Worth a stream or a bargin bin.