Although dumb and cliché ridden, this one had a bizarre and delightful sense of macabre glee from start to finish, as Robert Englund plays a true blue Southerner welcoming a group of horny northern teens to banjo country. I could've sworn one particular location in this was used in Jason Lives (you'll know it when you see it), and Kane Hodder makes a "blink and you'll miss it" cameo appearance. Still, despite the hicktown joy, the charms eventually wear thin…
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
50 fucking stars. A hundred. The Terminator is, was, and always has been one of the greatest science-fiction action thrillers ever made.
Let me kick it off with a story or two. The first time I ever saw this movie, I would've been about 6 or 7 years old. I was staying with my dad (a shady character) and older brother in a hotel room downtown. We were all eagerly looking forward to the movie, even though my parents had…
I don't think superhero films should be comedies, history has proven that they work so much better as thrillers. And that's why Captain America: The Winter Soldier is my favourite Marvel film to date, possibly even more so than The Avengers.
When someone threatens to cause major damage to S.H.I.E.L.D., Captain America has to rethink everything he knows - already trying to adapt to the 21st century, he's making new friends and meeting old ones, thinking of partners lost and…