Michelle Arf ★★★★½
Hey this movie sure is shot well
Michelle Arf ★★★★ 2
Would be better served by a shortened runtime that spends less on his monkey form (that's the only sequence in the film that starts to overstay its welcome), but overall…
Michelle Arf ★★★★★
We got this man! We got this by the ass!
"Just when I think I can get back to something simple as sleep, it's like," Laurie grunts and mimics a head explosion, "right back at me."
Rob Zombie cares more…
Mike D'Angelo ★★★★ 25
Recipe for a movie that'll piss people off: Jacobean + Euclidean + Hegelian. Can't really fault anyone for hating this (Andrew O'Hehir just tweeted "The Counselor isn't merely terrible.…