Conan! What is best in life?

The answer to that question being "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women." Sums up John Milius' fantasy epic of 1982 - Conan The Barbarian. Based upon Robert E Howard's 1932 creation for Weird Tales magazine, this is the ultimate fantasy movie.

Conan has one of the best openings with a narration by Mako beating anything Morgan Freeman could do summarizing the what is…

Some may say that Quentin Tarantino has become a pastiche of himself, borrowing shots from other movies and make mash-ups. Some say that he doesn't have original ideas. To them I say - WAKE UP! There isn't much originality in Hollywood nowadays anyway. And the whole mash-up thing? Forget about it and just have fun! How many directors have the balls to re-write history of this magnitude? Only Quentin Tarantino would.

There are multiple story lines in this, his masterpiece.…

Let's face it, nearly all of Kevin Smith's movies are romantic comedies. Just really, really, really dirty ones. Mallrats - two guys getting their girls back. Chasing Amy - a love triangle between two guys and a lesbian (although it has a "real" end). Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back (the dirtiest romcom I've ever seen). Clerks 2 - need I say more?

Now his 2008 entry simply titled "Zack and Miri Make a Porno" is in my opinion his best…