Absolutely nothing like what the cover suggests (or at least what I expected). Arnie seems to be phoning it in a little, but it is still ridiculous insane fun. So…
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Carnival of Blood 1970
You know how a polite way to describe someone's cluttered house is to say it looks "lived in?" Low budget movies from this era look "lived in" to me. The…
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W Is War
There's so much I love about this: the awkwardly timed English dubbing, the inexplicably groovy soundtrack, the Road Warrior-esque production design that seems like an afterthought, the names (Nosfero, Cyclops,…
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The Manhattan Project 1986
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.