It was never going to be A Good Day to Die Hard but, I didn't expect to celebrate the end credits of this or any Die Hard movie with a joyful "Yippee Ki-Yay, thank fuck that's over." Willis' fifth and hopefully, final appearance as New York supercop, John McClane is an almost unrecognisable character. Call me old-fashioned but, I prefer my McClane with hair, without shoes and enclosed in a contained environment in a war of wits and combat.

Keith Lemon: The Film is quite possibly, the worst SHA-TING movie I have ever seen! And I've seen Sex Lives of the Potato Men.

A sexy, suspenseful and seductive erotic thriller from foreplay to climax

A fucking classic that involves lots of classic fucking!