ZEMECKIS: "Here's a movie with Pitt and Cotillard doing sexy double talk in beautiful costumes and having tense conversations with Nazis and banging in sandstorms."
ME: "Hey, holy shit, I could watch two hours of this! This is great--"
ZEMECKIS: "SIKE now Cotillard's a boring mom and housewife and you have to watch Brad Pitt behave like the absolute worst spy ever for over an hour HAHAHAHAHA I TRICKED YOU"
ME: "Zemeckis you rotten son of a bitch"