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  • Mascots

    Mascots 2016

    ★★★★ Watched 14 Oct, 2016

    People say "lesser Christopher Guest" like that doesn't still make Mascots funnier than 95% of the things in theaters and on TV. I HOWLED with laughter several times during Mascots. It's not as good as Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, or A Mighty Wind, but all three of those are stone-cold classics. This one will have to settle for being merely really fucking funny.

  • The Accountant

    The Accountant 2016

    ★★★ Watched 13 Oct, 2016

    POSITIVES: it's very silly.
    NEGATIVES: it should've been even sillier.

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  • Sucker Punch

    Sucker Punch 2011

    ½ Rewatched 24 Aug, 2013 2

    In case you were wondering, this is still one the ugliest, most brainless, most unpleasant, and most fucking terrible movies made in your lifetime.

  • Jupiter Ascending

    Jupiter Ascending 2015

    ★★★★ Watched 05 Feb, 2015 2

    I read a lot of reviews that specifically called out the concept of bees sensing royalty as "stupid." I asked my Twitter followers why this bit about the bees was stupider than elements in critically-acclaimed sci-fi space operas, such as The Force or a talking tree that only says "I Am Groot." No one has given me an answer. Probably because there isn't one, other than "Because I like those movies, and I didn't like this one."

    I get not…