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  • Pitch Perfect 2

    Pitch Perfect 2 2015

    ★½ Watched 20 May, 2015

    Pro tip: If you are making a light frothy comedy, and the run time is 2 hours, it will feel like 4.

    Das Sound Machine was funny. As was Devine pronouncing the H in "orchid."

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road 2015

    ★★★★★ Watched 14 May, 2015 1

    Anyone who didn't use the word "masterpiece" in their review undersold it.

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  • Sucker Punch

    Sucker Punch 2011

    ½ Rewatched 24 Aug, 2013 2

    In case you were wondering, this is still one the ugliest, most brainless, most unpleasant, and most fucking terrible movies made in your lifetime.

  • Jupiter Ascending

    Jupiter Ascending 2015

    ★★★★ Watched 05 Feb, 2015 2

    I read a lot of reviews that specifically called out the concept of bees sensing royalty as "stupid." I asked my Twitter followers why this bit about the bees was stupider than elements in critically-acclaimed sci-fi space operas, such as The Force or a talking tree that only says "I Am Groot." No one has given me an answer. Probably because there isn't one, other than "Because I like those movies, and I didn't like this one."

    I get not…