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  • Inside Out

    Inside Out 2015

    ★★★★½ Watched 24 Jun, 2015

    Alas, poor Bing Bong! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!

  • Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

    Me and Earl and the Dying Girl 2015

    ★½ Watched 14 Jun, 2015

    Somehow, I was *more* pissed off by the buckshot spray of obnoxious stylistic choices than by the racist cliche, the pixie dying girl cliche, or the remarkably unsympathetic protagonist. Those pissed me off too... but every time we cut to the dying girl's room and it was filmed by Gomez-Rejon like he's still on American Horror Story, shooting from the bottom right corner of the room with some circus funhouse lens, I just started *fuming.*

    This is the part where I tell you this movie is not good.

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  • Sucker Punch

    Sucker Punch 2011

    ½ Rewatched 24 Aug, 2013 2

    In case you were wondering, this is still one the ugliest, most brainless, most unpleasant, and most fucking terrible movies made in your lifetime.

  • Jupiter Ascending

    Jupiter Ascending 2015

    ★★★★ Watched 05 Feb, 2015 2

    I read a lot of reviews that specifically called out the concept of bees sensing royalty as "stupid." I asked my Twitter followers why this bit about the bees was stupider than elements in critically-acclaimed sci-fi space operas, such as The Force or a talking tree that only says "I Am Groot." No one has given me an answer. Probably because there isn't one, other than "Because I like those movies, and I didn't like this one."

    I get not…