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  • Weiner

    Weiner 2016

    ★★★½ Watched 22 Aug, 2016

    Appropriate that he loves Rodney Dangerfield, as this movie is the equivalent of a 90-minute collar tug.

  • Kubo and the Two Strings

    Kubo and the Two Strings 2016

    ★★★★★ Watched 18 Aug, 2016

    I startled the shit out of my wife on the car ride home when I suddenly let out a loud sob while discussing the movie. Guess I couldn't keep it bottled in any longer.

    Laika has always made terrific films... but this is a fucking masterpiece. The best animated movie since at least Toy Story 3-- maybe since Wall-E-- and a surefire candidate for best film of the year. A gorgeous film like nothing I've ever seen before.

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  • Sucker Punch

    Sucker Punch 2011

    ½ Rewatched 24 Aug, 2013 2

    In case you were wondering, this is still one the ugliest, most brainless, most unpleasant, and most fucking terrible movies made in your lifetime.

  • Jupiter Ascending

    Jupiter Ascending 2015

    ★★★★ Watched 05 Feb, 2015 2

    I read a lot of reviews that specifically called out the concept of bees sensing royalty as "stupid." I asked my Twitter followers why this bit about the bees was stupider than elements in critically-acclaimed sci-fi space operas, such as The Force or a talking tree that only says "I Am Groot." No one has given me an answer. Probably because there isn't one, other than "Because I like those movies, and I didn't like this one."

    I get not…