Dirk Diggler ★★ 3
SO I WANTED THEM TO END UP TOGETHER. SO SUE ME. FUCKING SUE ME.
Oh man. I don't know, guys.
This was a piece of shit.
I kind of liked…
Forrest Ellsworth ★★★★½
A group of wizards harbor a strange grudge towards the moon so they shoot a giant flak cannon at it and then proceed to murder all of the lunar denizens…
ScreeningNotes ★★★★★ 6
Some wacky scientists get medals and a commemorative statue for having a slumber party on the moon and disintegrating some of its local inhabitants with a magical umbrella.
Joe ★★★★★ 6
I still don't understand why they went to the moon.
Trey Rittersbach ★★★★
HOLY SHIT that was the most visually stunning film I have ever seen. Literally every single shot looked like you could have framed it and put it in the Met.…
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