It's crazy but... Uh, whenever something spectacular happens to me, first thing I wanted to do is tell my wife about it, and, uh, if I can't tell her about something wonderful that happened to me, it sort of stops being wonderful.
My wife of 40 years has given me permission to, basically, uh, cheat on her this next few days. And so I just wanted to let you know, in case uh, you... I'm available.
That's a generous offer. Are you good in bed, Sam?
I don't remember.