Thomas Prieto ★★★★½
Eastwood is often referred to as having a classical directorial style (and this is often accurate), but the editing in the scene where Wales' family is murdered is far from…
Angelo Muredda ★★ 1
A tender allegory about believing in your libertarian god boyfriend.
You will start out standing Proud to steal her anything she sees But you will wind up peeking through her keyhole Down upon your knees
Dietrich has less agency than…
Sam Adams ★★★
Scary, though not as terrifying as actually listening to The Doors for 2 hours straight.
Jason Overbeck ★★
Pretty creepy stuff. The characters are cartoonish, grotesque, violent, misogynist, shallow idiots and Michael Bay's approach is to meet them in the gutter with his artistic sensibility, which seems a…