Parker ★★½ 4
This flick speeds through zombie movies in about 10 minutes, then speeds through pre-Romero zombie lore and then gets to dumb crap like zombie parody songs and zombie walks and…
This movie is so goddamn weird and so goddamn funny.
Also: Mary Woronov in 1982 was the #1 A+ Fox.
Casey Criswell ★
Parker ★½ 3
The first 25 minutes of this rank among the most boring stretches of film I've ever sat through. Bad writing, astoundingly uninteresting characters, crummy dialogue spoken by amateur actors.
This isn't as insultingly stupid as the first two and it's not as confusingly about Richard Pryor as the third. But it's still pretty dumb and boring.
There's a scene…
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