Parker ★★ 5
I understand why people hold this in high regard. It was made for tv, so I'm sure a lot of young kids got it burned into their nightmares at an…
Parker ★★ 1
Johnny Depp searches for Jack the Ripper.
If he'd have been looking for Parker the Yawner, he would have caught me about 10 minutes in.
Parker ★ 4
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
The eighties were just a different time man, when you could pressure girls into sex because vampires.
Matt Singer ★½ 6
First third: This is why podcasts are podcasts and not movies.
Second third: THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE and marijuana are a dangerous combination.
Third third: Johnny Depp must be stopped.
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