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  • Nerve

    Nerve 2016

    ★★★½ Watched 05 Aug, 2016

    There's a fake YouTube video in this with the title "A Vibe Called Rest." iloveit

  • Zoolander 2

    Zoolander 2 2016

    ★★ Watched 04 Aug, 2016

    Only gained coherence when Will Ferrell showed up -- an hour into its runtime. Cameos from actors in the first movie were good, the rest of them were ridiculous.

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  • The Boy Next Door

    The Boy Next Door 2015

    ½ Watched 21 Jan, 2015 3

    The Boy Next Door: I bought you a copy of The Iliad by Homer.
    Jennifer Lopez: Is this a first edition?!
    Me: FFS OMFG R U FUCKING KIDDING ME *BURNS ENTIRE THEATRE DOWN. NO ONE SURVIVES. NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN*

  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods 2012

    ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar, 2012 3

    Don't learn anything about this movie. Don't watch the trailer. Don't even read the IMDB page.