review by Daryl Patron
The Dark Knight Rises 2012
Rewatched Jul 21, 2012
Daryl’s review:
I still have an erection.
But I have seen some bad reviews and it has stirred my anger, so this is my review. Or at least the best I can muster.
NO SPOILERS.
I have been so pumped today. Watching this movie made me immediately go to the pub and drink 10 pints of Lager.
My erection levels for this film were set VERY high. I am a comic book geek. I fucking loved The Dark Knight, and so far have loved Nolan's Batman. I know certain people on this site do not . Having read what they have to say I still do not understand their reasoning on this matter.
I love Batman. I love what Nolan has done with Batman, and I love Nolan's conclusion on his trilogy. This is epic film making. Every actor brings their A game. Levitt and Hardy are brilliant but it's Michael Caine who steals it. I have never seen him better.
Listen, if you are the kind of person who watches films to analyse, and critique. To find flaws, and to judge, then more fool you. For this is an outstanding conclusion to an outstanding trilogy based on a fucking cartoon character. Batman has been brought to life, and placed into a real world by Nolan.
Yes the first act MAY be a tad muddled IF I have to be VERY harsh. But who gives a fuck?!!?! I loved every second of this. It made my adrenaline pump, and as I have said, it made my willy hard.
I pity you haters.
THIS IS CINEMA.
GIVE NOLAN 3 MORE!.
By haters and negative reviews, are you referring to ones like mine?
I can assure you I did not intentionally go into this film looking to criticize it and was hoping for a good time. I was just disappointed.
Disappointed?? Would you rather watch Batman And Robin??
George Clooney!!!!
Your review made me want to watch The Dark Knight Rises so badly! But I have to wait till monday, I can do it...
Don't believe the haterz! Monday will soon come!
I will go see it again on Monday I think.
OH, and you get to see the first Man Of Steel trailer!! ;)
Best review on TDKR I have read.
Cheers!
pity is the right word.
Agreed, it seems that some people are trying to find any flaw they can and tear a hole into this film.
Watch it for what it is and enjoy the piss out of it!
Hell... I analyse and critique every bloody film I watch. Some I enjoy. Some I fucking hate with such a passion I want to pluck my eyes out.
I nit picked in my review, but that's just it. They're nits. Tiny friggin' things which really held no bearing on the overall brilliance on screen.
Love your review Daryl.
I appreciate why the haters hate. Power to them. If we all enjoyed exactly the same things this world would be a really boring place.
Cheers. Second viewing for me tonight so expect another child like review later on.
Watched it for the 2ND time earlier. It still holds up!. I can watch those last 10 minutes for THE REST OF TIME.
And this time I totally had massive love for the Talia reveal. There were so many clues!!!!!!!
I want to watch this movie - and I am going to rewatch the first two movies to get my game on with the Bat.
You must see it soon. I'd imagine you are a minority in not seeing it!