Just about as terrifying as its title, Spookies never gives you the willies, but you might die from laughter or sheer bewilderment.
Essentially two movies awkwardly stitched together (and the seams really show) Spookies has no real plot but makes up for this by relentlessly bombarding the stupefied audienced with all kinds of bat-shit insane monsters.
Ouija girls, farting Muck Men (the fart noises were edited in post-production, no that's true, where are you going?), a weird Cat Man in…
... and they said marriage was easy.
Fincher back in top form, Rosamund Pike on her way to an Oscar nomination. Even that scoundrel Ben Affleck delivers. The inevitable end of Barney Stinson.
After Boyhood the second true highlight of the year.
(More than short "review" owed to stressful studies, see you guys back soon!)
Deep Blue Sea is a mess, but a deeply entertaining one (if you pardon my stupid pun)
Because it's a mess and because I'm lazy and tired, I'll just provide some thoughts and notes, instead of a proper review:
* First of all, Saffron Burrows. She's pretty and all that, but what a black hole of charisma she is in this movie. I don't think she emoted at all, even when she was in danger. I know, that she was…
I was very excited that my first assignment was to be Candyman , a movie that I wanted to see for a long time. I had heard very much about it, but mostly that it was an important horror movie everyone interested in horror should see. So I knew nothing specific about it and just figured it would be an usual horror flick about an…