Don't let you fool by my rating, I actually kind of loved this ridiculously stupid movie. After all who couldn't love a movie that contains the following?
* Everything blows up, all the time. Cindy Crawford's house? Of course! Cars explode on impact, it's worse than in early GTA. Also, if one of our heroes is involved, they always escape unscathed, but have fake-looking blood smeared on them for some reason. (Considerate debris, maybe?)
* William Baldwin is a fucking…
Aaah the memories. Because I had very strange friends apperently, this was one of the first horror movies I ever saw; a friend of mine suggested to watch it when I came over to visit it him in sixth grade or so.
I have to admit that I was quite terrified of it when I saw it the first time, but on the same time I realized that horror was my genre.
Yesterday I saw it the for the first…
Deep Blue Sea is a mess, but a deeply entertaining one (if you pardon my stupid pun)
Because it's a mess and because I'm lazy and tired, I'll just provide some thoughts and notes, instead of a proper review:
* First of all, Saffron Burrows. She's pretty and all that, but what a black hole of charisma she is in this movie. I don't think she emoted at all, even when she was in danger. I know, that she was…
I was very excited that my first assignment was to be Candyman , a movie that I wanted to see for a long time. I had heard very much about it, but mostly that it was an important horror movie everyone interested in horror should see. So I knew nothing specific about it and just figured it would be an usual horror flick about an…