Oh Jack Frost you magnificent bastard.
The minute you were about to be hit by a truck carrying "Genitical Material", mugged at the camera and said "This is going to hurt", I knew that I was in for a ride.
In this gripping tale about a poor serial killer who is transformed into a snowman by accident, director Michael Cooney perfects the art of the close-up. Literally everything is filmed so distractingly close that you'll never exactly know what is…
Darren Cook, Chloe Cook Harry Cook, Savannah Cook, Veronica Van Cook, Jenny Cook, Melinda Cook, Taylor Cook, Olivia Cook, Warren O'Cook, Jim Cook, Armondo Del Cook, Zoe Cook, Dave Cook, Thomas Van Cook IV, Grammy Cook, Mom Cook, Sasha Cook, Cody Cook, Logan O'Cook, Meliassa Cook, Chris Cook, Caleb Cook, T.L. Cook, Archer Cook, Marilyn McCook, Aimee Cook, Alex Cook, Stanislav Cook, Ashley Cook, Linda Cook, Louise Cook, Jebediah Cook, Laura Cook, Ralph Cook, D.C. "Fingers" Cook, Sgt. Cook,…
Deep Blue Sea is a mess, but a deeply entertaining one (if you pardon my stupid pun)
Because it's a mess and because I'm lazy and tired, I'll just provide some thoughts and notes, instead of a proper review:
* First of all, Saffron Burrows. She's pretty and all that, but what a black hole of charisma she is in this movie. I don't think she emoted at all, even when she was in danger. I know, that she was…
I was very excited that my first assignment was to be Candyman , a movie that I wanted to see for a long time. I had heard very much about it, but mostly that it was an important horror movie everyone interested in horror should see. So I knew nothing specific about it and just figured it would be an usual horror flick about an…