Okay. Lets get just get the pre-amble out of the way...
When I was a kid... blah, blah, blah... Star wars means so much... yadda, yadda, yadda... Prequels were a bit pump.
Right. With that waffle done, we can move on to the latest installment, the "phase 3" if you will (kill me now), of the Star Wars "cinematic universe" (kill me even more).
Director, J.J. Abrams , has delivered us a love letter to Star Wars - the original…
After watching the trailer with it's shitty cover of the Rolling Stones' 'Paint it Black' and seeing the posters with big Vin and his frightbeard, you could hear the alarm bells ringing a doom laden chime. This looked bad.
Today however, I thought what the hell. You never know, right? You just might be missing what could be the next Hellboy. The same ingredients are on the shelves so a similar feast could be served, couldn't it?
No. Unfortunately we've…
Being somewhat of a fan of the Mad Max films, I remember being fairly excited about the news that after many failed attempts, George Miller was ready to return to the series that made his name in the late 70s into the 80s.
Several attempts were made, but in the mid 2000s it was confirmed to be back on. This time starring Charlize Theron and Tom Hardy playing Max Rockatansky, the character made famous by serial nutbar, Mel Gibson. Filming…
A revenge actioner starring Keanu Reeves as the put upon titular character of the piece seeking bloody vengeance after his dog is murdered by the son of the city's Uber Crimelord, 'John Wick' wears it's serious face as well as it wears it's sharply cut suits, betrayed only by the glint in it's eye as it revels in the glorious mayhem it portrays for your entertainment.
With action that plays like a live-action 'Hotline Miami' (the magnificent club scene in…
A safe, but not unpleasurable, horror from M. Night Shyamalan proving there's life in the old dog yet. Fairly amusing, chillingly odd and at times scary, 'The Visit' utilises it's found-footage style well and the film is helped along by a solid cast all playing their parts well, Deanna Dunagan in particular excels as the kid's Nana.
It may be too early to say "he's back!", but I feel Shyamalan has taken a sizeable step away from being the Hollywood punchline he became and somewhere closer to the M. Night we all knew and loved.
Not as polished as Bond.
Not as bombastic as M:I.
Not as funny as Spy.
Not as OTT as Kingsman.
But what The Man from U.N.C.L.E does have is charm by the bucketload. Fully embracing the 60's period, Guy Ritchie's latest entertains throughout without reaching the lofty heights of the previously mentioned movies.
It's pretty much a clothes rack masquerading as a spy adventure, but what a clothes rack. Costume designer Joanna Johnston will deserve a mention come award season.…
There are few certainties in life. Death, taxes and Ethan Hunt with his IMF cohorts being disavowed only to wreak havoc on the bad lads threatening global upheaval using maguffins.
And this continues in 'Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation' with Tom Cruise teaming up once again with director Chris McQuarrie after their collaboration on the criminally underappreciated 'Jack Reacher'.
This time around Ethan Hunt must track down the "Syndicate", a supposed anti-IMF who perform acts of global terrorism, diguising them…
History hasn't been kind to the cinematic world the Fantastic Four. Whether it be the Roger Corman produced 90's movie (which admittedly I haven't seen) or the much maligned Tim Story efforts (the first of which I kinda dug), there isn't a great deal of love out there.
Fast forward to today and we have yet another attempt to bring Marvel's first family to the silver screen, this time from the mind of director Josh Trank. Signs seemed good from…
It seems the hot streak of director Thomas McCarthy has come to a shuddering halt with 'The Cobbler'. After such work as 'Win, Win', 'The Visitior' and my favourite of his, 'The Station Agent', hopes were high going into this fantasy lark about Max Simkin (Adam Sandler), the titular cobbler of the piece who discovers that his fathers shoe repair shop has a magical thingamajig that enables him to "become" his customers or at least a facsimile of them if…
A.k.a. Funny Dames
'Knock Knock' is a decent home invasion thriller from Eli Roth which attempts to meld together 'Wild Things' and 'Funny Games'.
Ridiculous it may be, but you can't help but be entertained not only by Lorenza Izzo and Ana de Armas as the torturous antagonists of the piece (they're both great btw), but also by Keanu Reeves giving a performance so wonderfully awful that it'll give Nic Cage the willies. Careful Neo, the good grace from John…