riyl: colors, mediocre rom-coms, dirty talk

How do you sleep at night?

first film i ever got caught masturbating to. the shue dance sequence at the beginning is seriously too much to handle. even today. im sure you understand.

though after getting banned from the local multiplex for my actions during a screening of Percy Jackson, im starting to wonder if chris columbus just has my number and can feel my inner desires

always dreamt of a porn empire taking off with a first feature homage titled adventure sin babysitting

Bored with the Lynch comparisons, Reeder confirms you're all a bunch of fuckups, just like him.