JP Stockwell ★★½
They break the camera and the spirit of the first two
DirkH ★★★★ 11
If I were to say that this film is a period piece about the Viking's first discovery of America I'd be right and wrong.
I'd be right in so far…
John Gholson ★★★½
Marvelous sci-fi/fantasy swashbuckler, the likes of which they don't really make anymore. Despite being bookended by a convoluted opening and a wobbly coda, JOHN CARTER delivers the same old-fashioned movie…
Glen Chapman ★★★★½ 18
All you need to know is that Liam Neeson calls a wolf a motherfucker and punches it repeatedly in the face.