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They break the camera and the spirit of the first two

If I were to say that this film is a period piece about the Viking's first discovery of America I'd be right and wrong.

I'd be right in so far…

Marvelous sci-fi/fantasy swashbuckler, the likes of which they don't really make anymore. Despite being bookended by a convoluted opening and a wobbly coda, JOHN CARTER delivers the same old-fashioned movie…

All you need to know is that Liam Neeson calls a wolf a motherfucker and punches it repeatedly in the face.