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  • House 1977

    ★★★½ Watched 27 Aug, 2014 2


    OK. Which of you fuckers spiked my corn flakes?

    Well, clearly reviewing this 'properly' is a task that I envy no-one for. I for one am not even going to attempt it. Instead, I'm going to list a few ways in which this film is weird:-

    1) The cat.

    2) The watermelons.

    3) The music that sounds like a radio being tuned.

    4) The fact one of them is called Fantasy.

    5) The fact one of them is called…

  • Thunderball 1965

    ★★½ Rewatched 26 Aug, 2014 9

    I tried to watch this for the last six nights but kept falling asleep as I was watching it at bedtime.

    I don't know if that was because of tiredness though, or because it's just one of the dullest Bonds of all time. Relatively unthreatening villain, nothing plot, piss poor theme tune and endless boring underwater bits. The bit in the health spa was pretty good but why did I persevere with trying to watch this? Because it's not as if I've not been bored by it about a dozen times in the past.

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